Archive for March, 2001

Roving Violence Gang, Foot-and-Mouth Highlight London Visit

(New York City) – Common petty thugs, banding together to form a violence gang, highlighted Micah Laaker’s visit to London, the "Foot-and-Mouth Capital of the World." Kickstarting the 2001 leg of the Laaker.com World Tour, Mr. Laaker and the charming Ms. Carrie Patton visited the birthplace of colonial imperialism for 4.5 days this past week. […]

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London Visit to Kickstart Laaker.com World Tour 2001

(New York City) – Continuing the adventurous streak begun last year, Micah Laaker announced his plans today to visit London and the English countryside later this week. "Laaker.com is committed to extending its audience base to a much larger world population," said Mr. Laaker in his address today. "Already frequently visited by Americans, Canadians and […]

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Palm, Inc. Deems Mr. Laaker’s Comments “Defamatory”

(New York City) – Palm, Inc. fired a shot of disrespect into the camp of Micah Laaker on Wednesday by removing a posting to their online discussion boards. After reading about the announcement of the latest in Palm’s hardware offerings, the m105, Mr. Laaker immediately went to the company’s discussion boards to "sound off." Mr. […]

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