Halls Defense Goes on Offense

(Palo Alto, CA) – In a somewhat surprising move, Micah Laaker’s upper palate was brazenly sliced from the inside by a rogue Halls Defense® Vitamin C supplement drop.

Clearly pioneering a new entry point for the excessive vitamin insemination of its host, the drop cut an approximately one- (1) inch tear into the roof of Mr. Laaker’s mouth. Upon immediate inspection of the drop after the assault, Laaker found several sharp, ragged, “black cherry”-tinged edges.

“Apparently this magically delicious and nutritious mouth drop had some different ideas as to its nutrients’ intended usage,” Mr Laaker said. “Whereas I had planned for the Vitamin C, Echinacea, and Zinc to help bolster my immune system, this here drop was looking to use its potent package simply to heal its wanton destruction. A cover-up, if you will.”

Laaker suggested that the drop seemed to operate with a clear familiarity of the old adage: “He who giveth, taketh.” Or maybe it was: “Physician, heal thyself.”

Either way, Mr. Laaker’s mouth has since healed, despite the scarring of his super sensitive emotions.


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