Archive for December, 1999

Mr. Laaker Releases Underground Hip-Hop Album as Gift

(New York) – In what he termed a “gift to humanity” and others referred to as a “musical monstrosity,” Micah Laaker released “his” Christmas album, entitled “A Hot Boys Christmas.” Siding with the old adage, “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em,” Mr. Laaker decided to link up with current rap superstars The Hot Boys […]

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Mr. Laaker Publicly Denounces New Dr. Dre

(New York) – Adding kindling to the fire of those who would call him an "instigator" (or "hater," in some circles), Micah Laaker yesterday openly critiqued the latest album released by hip-hop icon Dr. Dre. Having stood through a lackluster performance by the nevertheless incredibly talented musical duo known as the Handsome Boy Modeling School […]

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Local Woman Loudly Announces That She’s “Not Having That”

(New York) – In what proved to be yet another amusing detail of Micah Laaker’s life experience, a very large woman approached Mr. Laaker and his "chaps" at the local Black Star lounge, only to bellow that "everything’s all topsy-turvy here!" Noting that a gentleman had beat her to the ladies’ room, and another lady […]

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