(New York) – Finally taking a stand against all those who were "hatin’" on him, Micah Laaker announced that he was quite content with his "player" lifestyle. "A lot of cats are denouncing their playalistic lifestyle these days, thanks to catchy hits from Terror-Squadian Big Pun and his much lighter singing sidekick, Joe. Well, me, […]

(New York) – In a second wave of anger and vengeance, Micah Laaker again called out several corporations which had caused undue duress and hassle to him and others (Ed. – Please see 06/16/99 for the first wave.). These corporations would be AT&T, K-Mart, Globix, Bell Atlantic, RCN, and MCI. In the first of his […]

(New York City) – Affirming what has been popular snide commenting for the past several months, Micah Laaker today announced that he was "well aware of how seldom (his) public relations postings were updated." Reaching the press from his home office, Mr. Laaker was quoted as saying, "I’ve got a lot of love for my […]