{"id":6,"date":"1998-12-13T08:00:00","date_gmt":"1998-12-13T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laaker.com\/cms\/?p=6"},"modified":"2006-11-23T06:48:38","modified_gmt":"2006-11-23T06:48:38","slug":"mr-laaker-changes-his-mug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/press-releases\/1998\/mr-laaker-changes-his-mug","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Laaker Changes His &#8220;Mug&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"prbodycopy\">(Kansas City, MO) Enduring countless taunts and much recent humiliation, Micah Laaker today announced a &#8220;new&#8221; him, with a fresh new &#8220;mug.&#8221; This &#8220;mug&#8221; became manifest with his new spectacles and clean cut appearance.<\/p>\n<p class=\"prbodycopy\">Mr. Laaker was quoted as saying the changes &#8220;may not end there.&#8221; There are rumors of impending haircuts and possible amusing quips. &#8220;Everything is currently in a state of flux. My mug may change drastically tomorrow, or the next day, depending on my mood.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"prbodycopy\">One Blue Ridge Mall passerby, who asked to remain anonymous, noted his casual, &#8220;meandering&#8221; stride and &#8220;smooth features,&#8221; saying she had not noted this stride before today, nor the smoothness. &#8220;He seems to have up and changed everything. Amazing!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"prbodycopy\">Mr. Laaker asks that no digital alterations be made to his image, as his &#8220;mug&#8221; is now &#8220;unfadeable.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mlaaker\/304027244\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/103\/304027244_3db2fcaaa0_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"67\" alt=\"Mr. Laaker times three.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"prcaption\">Mr. Laaker times three. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mlaaker\/304027244\/\">View larger image<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Kansas City, MO) Enduring countless taunts and much recent humiliation, Micah Laaker today announced a &#8220;new&#8221; him, with a fresh new &#8220;mug.&#8221; This &#8220;mug&#8221; became manifest with his new spectacles and clean cut appearance. Mr. Laaker was quoted as saying the changes &#8220;may not end there.&#8221; There are rumors of impending haircuts and possible amusing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-press-releases"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}