{"id":34,"date":"2000-07-31T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-07-31T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laaker.com\/cms\/?p=34"},"modified":"2005-12-03T23:27:29","modified_gmt":"2005-12-03T23:27:29","slug":"shameless-self-promotion-found-disgraceful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/press-releases\/2000\/shameless-self-promotion-found-disgraceful","title":{"rendered":"Shameless Self-Promotion Found Disgraceful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"prbodycopy\">(New York City) &#8211; Noted for his modesty in promoting Laaker.com, Micah Laaker was recently disgusted by office compatriate Alex Meyer&#8217;s flagrant self promotion of his personal site.<\/p>\n<p class=\"prbodycopy\">As several employees were working late, dinnertime found them gathered around a communal office table imbibing in food and drink. As dinner waned, conversation turned towards work-related matters, and one employee mentioned an intriguing display of Flash technology recently observed. After this subject was about to pass away, Mr. Meyer, well-known for his love of this technology <em>and<\/em> awkward joke timing, quickly pointed out that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eben.com\/\" rel=\"friend\">his site<\/a> featured this application of Flash.<\/p>\n<p class=\"prbodycopy\">Mr. Laaker (again, noted for his extreme modesty in promoting Laaker.com) was shocked that such an unabashedly boastful comment would be made among friends and, thankfully, quickly pointed out this shameless &quot;verbal spamming&quot; of officemates. Cheers erupted from those present at the table, they enthusiastically began thanking Mr. Laaker for his never-ceasing efforts to prevent unsolicited advertisements from reaching them.<\/p>\n<p class=\"prbodycopy\">Amidst the throng, Mr. Laaker encouraged them to visit Laaker.com to find knowledge that would protect them and future generations from such promotion ever occurring again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(New York City) &#8211; Noted for his modesty in promoting Laaker.com, Micah Laaker was recently disgusted by office compatriate Alex Meyer&#8217;s flagrant self promotion of his personal site. As several employees were working late, dinnertime found them gathered around a communal office table imbibing in food and drink. As dinner waned, conversation turned towards work-related [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-press-releases"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}