{"id":15,"date":"1999-09-23T08:00:00","date_gmt":"1999-09-23T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laaker.com\/cms\/?p=15"},"modified":"2007-11-13T22:20:16","modified_gmt":"2007-11-14T06:20:16","slug":"mr-laaker-well-aware-of-infrequent-pr-postings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/press-releases\/1999\/mr-laaker-well-aware-of-infrequent-pr-postings","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Laaker &#8220;Well Aware&#8221; of Infrequent PR Postings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"prbodycopy\">(New York City) &#8211; Affirming what has been popular snide commenting for the past several months, Micah Laaker today announced that he was &quot;well aware of how seldom (his) public relations postings were updated.&quot; Reaching the press from his home office, Mr. Laaker was quoted as saying, &quot;I&#8217;ve got a lot of love for my readers. Out of this deep love comes a responsibility; a responsibility to keep these very readers up-to-date with my daily transpirings. It is this same responsibility, then, that also makes me fess up to my slacking in regards to this responsibility.&quot;<\/p>\n<p class=\"prbodycopy\">Recent jabs at Mr. Laaker included, &quot;You never told me you got a new job. You could have posted THAT to your press releases page!,&quot; &quot;What?! You were sick for five weeks?! Why didn&#8217;t you write a press release about that?,&quot; and &quot;Your press releases suck. How come you haven&#8217;t written anymore recently?&quot;<\/p>\n<p class=\"prbodycopy\">To help pacify these nay-sayers and doubting Thomases, Mr. Laaker announced a new, extremely lengthy press release would be disseminated tomorrow. (<i>Ed<\/i>. &#8211; Please read <a href=\"pr_1999_09_24.php\">09\/24\/99<\/a> in it&#8217;s entirety.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"prbodycopy\">Mr. Laaker, as usual, was unreachable for clarification as to whether this would be his standard diatribe against others or if this release would include interesting information.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(New York City) &#8211; Affirming what has been popular snide commenting for the past several months, Micah Laaker today announced that he was &quot;well aware of how seldom (his) public relations postings were updated.&quot; Reaching the press from his home office, Mr. Laaker was quoted as saying, &quot;I&#8217;ve got a lot of love for my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[114,113,112],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-press-releases","tag-114","tag-navel-gazing","tag-tribulations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laaker.com\/micah\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}